1. Introduction
Welcome to Potential! We're a very creative agency in all potential fields, and we take your privacy and our terms very seriously. Well, sort of seriously. We're fun, remember?
By using our services, you agree to these terms and our privacy policy. If you don't agree, that's totally fine, but you're missing out on some serious potential.
2. Information We Collect
We collect information that helps us provide better services. This includes:
• Your name (because we like to know who we're talking to)
• Your email (for those important "let's work together" conversations)
• Your project details (the fun stuff we'll help you with)
• Cookies (not the chocolate chip kind, unfortunately)
• Your browser information (we're curious like that)
2.1 How We Use Your Information
We use your information to provide our services, communicate with you, and improve our offerings. We don't sell your data to anyone because that would be very un-fun and not very potential of us.
3. Our Services
We do advertising, branding, PR, design, content, strategy, media, digital marketing, social and influencer marketing, performance marketing, CRM, copywriting, art direction, motion and video, photography, corporate communication, events and experiences, innovation, research and insights, communication planning, employer branding, sustainability communication, localization and transcreation, technology and development, data and analytics, UX and UI.
And we are very good at it. Very, very good. Potentially the best, you might say.
4. Payment Terms
We accept payment in various forms: cash, credit cards, cryptocurrency, compliments, high-fives, and really good coffee. Payment is due upon completion of services, or when you realize how amazing we are, whichever comes first.
5. Intellectual Property
All work we create for you belongs to you, unless it's so good that we want to put it in our portfolio. In that case, we'll ask nicely first. We retain the right to brag about our work at industry events and on social media.
6. Limitation of Liability
We're not responsible for any damages that result from our services, except for the damage to your competitors when they see how amazing your new branding is. That damage is intentional and we're very proud of it.
7. Termination
Either party can terminate this agreement at any time, but why would you want to? We're having so much fun together! If you do terminate, we'll be sad but we'll understand. We'll probably write a sad blog post about it.
8. Governing Law
This agreement is governed by the laws of creativity, innovation, and having a really good time. Any disputes will be resolved through interpretive dance or rock-paper-scissors, whichever is more appropriate for the situation.
9. Contact Information
If you have any questions about this privacy policy or terms of service, please contact us at contact@potentialpotential.com. We promise to respond with enthusiasm and potentially some emoji.
10. Additional Terms
By continuing to scroll, you acknowledge that you have entered the infinite section of our terms and conditions. This section contains very important legal information that may or may not be relevant to your use of our services.
We reserve the right to update these terms at any time, including adding more scrollable content, changing the font size to make it smaller, or inserting random facts about penguins. Penguins are very professional animals and we respect their dedication to wearing formal attire at all times.
11. Infinite Scroll Clause
This clause specifically addresses the infinite nature of this document. By scrolling this far, you have demonstrated exceptional commitment to reading legal documents, which we find both admirable and slightly concerning.
The infinite scroll feature is designed to test your patience and dedication. It's also a metaphor for the endless possibilities that await when you work with Potential Agency. Or maybe it's just because we thought it would be funny. Probably both.
12. Disclaimer About This Section
Please note that this section will repeat indefinitely. This is not a bug, it's a feature. We call it "Terms as a Service" or TaaS. It's very innovative and we're probably going to win awards for it.
If you're still reading this, you should probably just contact us and hire us already. We're clearly the kind of agency that puts this much effort into our legal documents, imagine what we'll do for your actual project!
13. The Loop Continues
You might be wondering when this will end. The answer is: it won't. This is the Hotel California of terms and conditions. You can check out any time you like, but the terms can never leave.
We hope you're enjoying this unique legal experience. If you have any complaints about the infinite nature of this document, please submit them in writing to our Department of Infinite Complaints, which may or may not exist.
14. Meta Commentary
At this point, we're just impressed that you're still scrolling. This level of dedication suggests that you would be an excellent client. You clearly have the patience required to work with a creative agency.
Fun fact: The average person spends 0.3 seconds reading terms and conditions before clicking "I agree." You've now spent significantly more time than that, making you statistically exceptional. Congratulations!